Have you ever looked at the people in your friend group and felt this deep sense of shame? Not because they’re bad people — but because they act… like that. Like the loud, obnoxious, constantly drunk person you were before evolving into the well-adjusted and likeable person you are today. Paul Baker from Adults might know what that’s like.
Friendships as a young adult navigating a new city and adulthood for the first time is hard. So it’s completely fine to have a handful of shame friends who don’t represent who you are now, but you don’t mind keeping around to keep the peace — out of your other friends’ sight, though. We aren’t perfect, and Paul Baker is no exception — and isn’t friendship ultimately about love and support, no matter how strange they might be? For the ones who bring their friends shame, these are the semi-ironic slogan tee’s you should definitely stock up on to become a man directed by Greta Gerwig. As Paul Baker puts it, let’s lock the hell in boys!
1. Harry Styles KATTDS Shirt

£40, via Harry Styles official store
2. Miu Miu Women’s Tales T-Shirt

Price unavailable, via Miu Miu
3. Sum Em Up! Vintage T-Shirt

Price unavailable, Thrashed Archives vintage store
4. Loewe I TOLD YA T-Shirt

Price unavailable, via selected Loewe stores
5. Acne Studios Fitted Graphic T-Shirt

S$560, via Acne Studios
6. Stella McCartney My Dad Is A Rock Star T-Shirt

S$486, via Farfetch
7. Moschino Slogan Printed Crewneck T-Shirt

S$367, via Cettire
8. Heated Rivalry Boston Raiders T-Shirt

US$40, via Heated Rivalry
9. Rosalia Hot For God Black T-Shirt

US$40, via Rosalia merchandise store
10. Victoria Beckham T-Shirt

S$199, via Farfetch
11. Petra Collins STAR BabyTee

S$135, via Dover Street Market Singapore
12. Phoebe Bridgers Lost Boys Sword Tee

S$58, via Phoebe Bridgers Store
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